1. On our order page, simply click the button which corresponds to your preferred method of payment.

2. Enter the required information on our secure order form and select the amount you would like to have pre-authorized. Your account will NOT be charged at this time! Our system will simply verify that the funds will be available when you choose to place a call, and we will secure the amount pre-authorized for only a temporary period. This is similar to using a credit card to purchase gas. The gas station attendant first pre-authorizes the card for "up to" a certain amount, but you are only charged for the amount of gas actually pumped.

3. Upon approval, you will be directed to a page which displays your unique Membership ID and Passcode, followed by a special toll-free number. A secure email containing this information will also be sent, both for your records and your convenience.

4. When you are ready to play with your phone fantasy girl, simply call the toll free number provided, give the dispatch hostess your unique Membership ID and Passcode, and she will help you select the phone fantasy girl who is everything your heart [and crotch] desirtes.

5. A fucking fabulous phone fantasy girl will call you right back [or at the specific time you requested]. After you've completed the call, you will be billed ONLY for the time you talked [although there is a minimum charge for 7 minutes with every call placed].